Mid-week Madness: Dumb Acronyms

Is there anything more boring than a health care meeting at work? Ours was at church the other day and it went something like this:

Yea, you’re gunna need one of those EOB’s for your HRA, which is in form BFA. Also, we are now offering an FSA. It works like your 403b, except now you have a new BC to use at your local CVS. Be sure to file the FSA in your 1040-ES.

Wow, talk about killing my dreams for the day. You lost me at EOB. Do people really talk like that? (I mean besides in the military, the federal government, and Starbucks). Could you imagine this talk in everyday life? Today would sound something like this:

I started my day by watching ESPN in HD on my HDTV. It’s in 1080P, so it looks AOK. My wife, LT, called me upstairs to eat a PB+J on WGB. She’s my BFF. My BFF-FL. I drove my TC to LWCC. FYI, I was so tired at work, I felt like AARP. At lunch they told me to BYOB, but it’s church so I BMOS. I g2g, it’s time for ESPN again.

Do you think this is how new people at church must feel?